Bean Water

Don't drink that, it's bad for you, A hot cup of sin The devil’s brew. Hot drinks, they say Are not for you, But really, they mean just two. That bad bean water, And one black leaf, If you partake, It will give you grief. All the other leafs, well, they're ok, No real reason, Just do what they say Don't drink bean water, That's the Devil's brew, Don't drink bean water, It's bad for you. Hot chocolate's holy, Herbal tea's divine, Coffee beans are from hell, But soda’s just fine. Don’t you drink, That Devils Brew Energy drinks, They’re fine for you Soda fountains All over town Fill up the jug Just guzzle it down Coke and Pepsi Fine for you Beer from a root Our lesson is true Keep that Sprite Over Ice Pour another Dew It’s really Nice Don't drink bean water, That's the Devil's brew, Don't drink bean water, It's bad for you. Hot chocolate's holy, Herbal tea's divine, Coffee beans are from hell, But soda’s just fine. [Outro] In closing we’d remind you, As instructed from above, Coffee is a grievous sin, You’re drinking damnation in a cup. Go find yourself a soda fountain, And stay away from Starbucks… Brother Jensen, put down the latte. Come get your dirty soda. And repent of your sinful, Evil, Bean water drink. DON'T DRINK BEAN WATER!